“I have outlived my Pecker
My nookie days are over, My pilot light is out.
What used to be my sex appeal, Is now my water spout.
Time was when, on its own accord, From my trousers it would spring.
But now I’ve got a full-time job, To find the f***in’ thing.
It used to be embarrassing, the way it would behave.
For every single morning, It would stand and watch me shave.
Now as old age approaches, it sure gives me the blues.
To see it hang its little head…….and watch me tie my shoes.
Whether or not you are a country music fan, these are truly the words of a deep thinker and a highly intelligent man. So simple, yet so profound! Read the words of wisdom from that famous philosopher Willie Nelson, iconic country and western singer, on his 75th birthday. There are those of us, (myself excluded), who are rapidly approaching the point in life where not everything continues to work the way it did when we graduated from high school or college. When I look in the mirror these days I see someone who looks like the person I imagined an old man would look like when I was 50 or 60. Don’t laugh. You are going to be surprised how fast you’ll be looking at this person you don’t recognize .